Archive for February, 2010

Bylines 2010

Posted by: courtin Nonfiction Life
7
Feb

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I got my complimentary copy of the Bylines 2010 calendar the other day. (Actually it was maybe two weeks ago now. Sylvia was a smidge late getting them out. I’ve been a smidge late remembering to write about it.)

It’s my third year to make it in. (And part of the payment is a complimentary copy.)

Each week a different author’s essay is featured. They’re very short. (Less than 300 words.)

My week is coming up soon. (The week starting February 21.)

The first year I made it in I wasn’t able to do much promo before I moved my mom in with us and assumed full-time (and then some!) care taking duties. Then last year I was far too sick from dealing with hitchhiker complications and chemo to do much of anything except veg or sleep.

So this year I need to start spreading the word. I figured I’d practice via my blog.

If anyone wants a copy, let me know. I can get them for 1/2 off! (They’re $14.95 and you can either get them from the Bylines site or on Amazon.)

They’re very cool calendars with lots of space for jotting notes and plotting plans. My favorite thing is the “Goals” and “Tasks” checklists for each month at the front. Super handy and organizationally motivating!

Did you ever read Stephen King’s IT? Or did you see the movie?

Although, it’s been a while since I saw the movie I don’t remember if the grate scene from the book was in it –or if it was as potently scary as what was written in the book.

I was a sophomore in college when I first tried to read IT. I made it through maybe the first 100 pages before I had to put it down. It just got to me too much.

And for the longest time I wouldn’t walk anywhere near a grate. They just creeped me out! (Thank heavens King didn’t write a Psycho-like shower scene in any of his books. I would have been one stinky girl!)

Anyway, I eventually got over my fear of skirting grates. Which is a good thing because the last two neighborhoods we’ve lived in have had grates galore. And what’s among my dog’s top fave things to do? Inspect them!

But usually it’s just a curious sniff. Poke the ol’ nose down the drain to get a whiff of what’s what.

Last night, however, he was captivated by one of the grates up the street. He rushed down a neighbor’s lawn to poke his nose all over it. And I couldn’t get him to move on. Then he started whimpering.

That’s when I thought of IT and that freaky flipping clown.

Then I thought of a post Autumnforest recently wrote about what would you do in certain horror movie situations. I had left a comment about certain movies I’d thought about what I’d do in. IT wasn’t one of them.

But standing at that grate watching Murph whine and cock his head, my heart started pounding.

Hopefully, I asked him, “What is it, pup? Something stuck down there?”

But in the back of my mind I was thinking, “Please don’t let it be a clown! Please don’t let it be a clown!”

Anyway, he finally let me pull him away from the grate. But only a few houses up he got his leash all tangled around a fire hydrant –and then somehow stuck in one of the chain links on the side of it.

Of course it’s dark and cold. I’m juggling his leash, the flashlight, and the poop sack. I finally wised up and dropped the poop sack because I quickly realized it wasn’t going to be a matter of simply yanking the leash back out. Oh no, it was all tangled and twisted and snagged in the chain link.

So he’s standing there waiting for me to unsnag him, but it’s taking me forever, and he starts whining –as he’s looking in the direction of the grate I had such a hard time prying him away from.

So I start thinking what I’d do if something came out of that grate. I have nothing to cut Murph’s leash loose with. I’d have to unhook him and hope he’d run with me.

But then I started thinking, “What if something came up out of the drain and grabbed him?”

My very first thought was, clown or not, I’d come at it with the fight of a rabid wildcat.

Sadly, our other dog, Budly, was attacked once. So was my first dog, Mackie. (But not by clowns!) It was just other dogs, but I never hesitated putting myself between the attacking dogs and my own.

And when a weirdo homeless guy tried to steal people’s keys and wallets at the Hooters where we play volleyball one day? My first reaction was to jump up and yell at him, “No! Uh huh. Put that shit down, pal!” as I got in his face.

So that’s what I did. It was instinctive. I didn’t even think. I just acted.

It always surprises people when they see my healthy fight or flight instinct in action. I can certainly be uncannily bold at times.

But get me near a haunted house with masks and chainsaws? Fuggedaboudit! That’s all flight reaction, baby. Then people can’t even believe how fast I can haul butt and leave them in my dust!

So I guess the moral of this story is poor Murph would’ve been doomed if anything came out of the grate with a chainsaw!

The Friday Follow Jinx

Posted by: courtin Nonfiction Life
6
Feb

Julie from Above the Norm jinxed me yet again. First off she said I’d hit 1,000 Twitter followers when I reached 500. Next thing I know I did!

But when I wrote how I had no Follow Fridays last week, she said this Friday she might have to get involved in all that FF business.

I do believe Julie is a jinx for me –in a great way.

She did do some FF shout outs and threw a couple my way –which I think is what broke the zilch spell for me. I ended up with 25, not counting a few that were RT FFs in nature.

Julie, thank you. I know you didn’t mean to be a jinx, but I’m serious. I really believe you are!

Well, I knew it was coming. I had myself psyched up for it. But it still sucked when I was snapped back to reality.

Last Friday I had no Follow Fridays (a.k.a. #FFs) on Twitter. Zip, zero, zilch.

I did have someone RT one of my FF shout outs, and I had a few people thank me for including them on mine FFs, but I didn’t make anyone’s FF shout out list this week.

Bummer.

But, like I said, I did know it was coming.

It sure was fun while it lasted. And it just might happen again someday. Something to look forward/aspire to.

Bean dip

Bean dip

My big idea to institute Meatless Mondays at our house was a bust the first Monday I was hip to do it. Mainly because Wayne boycotted my tofu meal idea.

Then last Monday I had volleyball so Wayne decided just to get something for himself.

However, thanks in part to Tami from Meatless Monday, I didn’t give up. We didn’t use one of the yummy recipes we found on there. (Holy cow! You can have a true Meatless Monday the whole day because they have recipes for breakfast, lunch and dinner! Plus snacks!) Maybe next Monday.

But we did pull off a Meatless Monday dinner meal: bean dip.

Sounds more like something you’d find at a party doesn’t it? But Wayne loves it for dinner sometimes. So…since it’s meatless, I agreed to make it for him last night.

Woohoo!

It’s a start…